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About: Armed and Dangerous
Take a band of gun-toting rebels -a robot, a madman, a mole and a criminal mastermind. Put them in a vividly stunning fantasy realm. Then give them an impossible mission - pulling off the biggest heist of all time in the middle of a war. All you have to do is battle your way through dastardly enemies, giant war machines and an army of psychopathic robots. But don't worry; you have plenty of ammo and absolutely no common sense. Victory is yours in 12,000 bullets or less!
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Key Features:
• Fight your way through 21 action-packed missions.
• Brandish over 17 outlandish weapons like the Cyclops Sniper Rifle, the Vindaloo Rocket Launcher, or the Topsy-Turvy and Sticky bomb.
• Explore five diverse environments including icy and snowy regions, mountains with breathtaking vistas, deep and foreboding woods, and rain-spattered cliffs.
• Take down wicked enemies like half-man, half-animal Grunts, eliminator droids, wall-smashing Goliaths, evil monks and wild twiglets.
• Innovative graphic style brings the beautifully rendered landscape to life.
• Exaggerated movements such as a turbo-jump let players leap over buildings, over enemies and across the landscape using a fluid and entertaining control mechanic.
Weapon Facts
In the land of Milola, technology and brutality are on a perpetual double date with mayhem and destruction. The tyrant King Forge is wagging war and every year, his weapons labs launch new and more terrifying instruments of warfare. Fortunately, the people of Milola have a new band of heroes - the Lionhearts, and they're armed and dangerous with their own outrageous mix of weapons.
• Flemming Machinegun: Invented by the tea baron Hieronymus Flemming for the protection of his crops, the Flemming Machinegun carries a standard clip size of 100 shots and fires at a rate of 50bps. Meant for clearing crowds of rabbits and other tea predators, this old standby is used to this day by farmers, thugs and gun enthusiasts alike.
• Hawkings Rifle: A marksman's gun, the Hawkings Rifle (first rolled into production 150 years ago by Hawkings Freeloader Inc.) is trusty, accurate and slow.
• Cyclops Sniper Rifle: With a range of "very far away," the Cyclops Sniper Rifle is immediately recognizable for its glowing red sight. Unlike more useful, laser-guided sniper rifles, the Cyclops sight just glows red, rendering it effectively useless for actual snipers as it gives away their position.
• Gurner Personal Mortar Nicknamed "Old Bessy": by its designer, the Gurner Personal Mortar looks like a tuba but packs a punch like an angry, drunken sailor. Firing an arching projectile at its target, the Gurner's single-shot mortar shells explode with the force of 14,000 CsU's. Unlike less efficient mortars, there's no set up time -- just point and fire.
• Vindaloo Rocket Launcher: This spicy little rocket launcher comes in two models -- two rocket and four. Energy inefficient, loud, and fantastically dangerous, the Vindaloo is the first choice of today's rebel on the go.
• Land Shark Gun: First invented to clean out the Onion Mines of Midden, the Land Shark Gun releases a baby land shark. Using an advanced system of hormone treatments and cattle prods, the gun's mechanics cause the shark to grow to its full size in seconds and home in on its intended target. Once under its target, the shark bursts from the ground and swallows him whole. Useful and great at parties, the Land Shark Gun was voted last year's "Gun of the Year" by the Forge City Gazette.
• Sticky Bombs: A brand new invention, the Sticky Bomb is the brainchild of King Forge's weapons labs. A spinning disk, when the Sticky comes into contact with its target, it releases small spikes, enabling it to "stick." After its fuse runs out… BOOM!
• Guy Fawkes Traitor Bomb: A crowd control device created by King Forge's labs to disperse protesters, the Guy Fawkes Traitor bomb is named after the famous traitor, Guy Fawkes. Temporarily hypnotizing its targets into thinking friends are actually enemies, the G.F.T. would make a traitor out of your own grandmother!
• Topsy Turvy Bomb: Early experiments in Anti-Gravity Cars failed miserably: the car went flying off the ground and off into space. While most considered this failure a disaster, the cruel minds at Forge Labs took these lemons and made lemonade -- lemonade of destruction! A simple anti-gravity corkscrew, the Topsy Turvy is easy to use: just drill it into the ground, activate it to turn the world upside-down (and send your enemies flying down...or up...into space) then deactivate the bomb to send them hurtling back to earth.
World's Smallest
• Black Hole: The newest product from Forge Labs promises "the world's first Black Hole in a cardboard box!" And that's exactly what it is. Simply remove it from its box and run like hell -- it will do the rest of the work.
• Knock-Out Bomb: At Forge Labs, the slogan is "Putting the 'Fun' Back In 'Systematic Beatings'!" The Knockout Bomb is an early product of this creed. Using technology similar to the Topsy Turvy Bomb, the Knockout sends its targets hurtling toward the user, who then uses his Knockout Glove to knock them into next week. Portable, mean-spirited, and deadly, the Knockout Bomb is everything you want in a weapon.
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Review By: Robert Cram (6.5/10) |
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